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Suicidal Education
Posted on 2010.02.13 at 23:15
Current Location: Australia, Victoria
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Posted on 2010.02.12 at 18:53
Current Location: Australia, Victoria
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Suicidal Education

Ugh.

Posted on 2010.02.08 at 18:33
Current Location: My couch
Current Mood: blahblah
So this time next week I will have survived my first single Valentines Day in years. Is it wrong of me to want to pop every fucking red heart-shaped balloon I see? Or to tear up all of the soppy, mushy, vomit-worthy cards that seem to just pop up in front of me.
Hmph...will somebody be my Valentine?

Suicidal Education

Sunshine

Posted on 2010.02.03 at 11:50
Current Location: Australia, Victoria
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Today was the first day in a long time I haven't woken up and wanted to die due to my singledom. I didn't wake up and hide under the doona hoping that it was all a bad dream and that I'd wake up in my old room with my dog at my feet. It wasn't until I was walking to the train station that I realised the feeling of doom was absent. And then I smiled.

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Posted on 2010.02.02 at 16:16
Current Location: Work (shh...)
Current Mood: working
Current Music: John Farnham
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Suicidal Education

For I am bored...

Posted on 2010.01.31 at 20:46
01. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
I'm not sure. I just hope I'm never in that situation.

02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
'OH FUCK! Mike is gonna KILL you!'

03. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Every day lately.

04. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Harvey.

05. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
Mackenzie or Alexis.

06. What are you craving right now?
Nothing.

07. What was the last thing you cried about?
Life.

08. When you buy something and your change is a penny...do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
I don't know how much a penny is.

09. What colour is your tissue box?
Black I think. I can't be arsed going to the kitchen to look, so you'll just have to take my word for it.

10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nah, don't have one. Stupid sweat box house.

11. What is the last voicemail you received about?
Shannon asking a stupid question.

12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
I donno about scary.

13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I'm guessing tacos would be pretty high up there.

14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
My parents did when I was a kid. Does that count?

?15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Beer today.

16. Are you happy right now?
I'm meh.

17. Who came over last?
Kate and Mike dropped me home.

18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Kinda.

19. Dark or light jeans?
Both.

20. What was the last movie you watched at home
The first twenty minutes of Jurassic Park.

21. What is in your pocket?
Nothing.

22. Where do you hurt?
I don't. There's pills for that shit.

23. What is your favourite aisle at Wal-Mart?
What does a Wal-Mart sell?

24. When is your birthday?
2 January.

25. What are you going to do after this?
Washing my hair.

26. What is your favourite dessert?
Chocolate anything.

27. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
My middle name is the same as my nanna’s middle name. My first name is after Laura Brannigan, who I am not related to.

28. Is someone plotting your demise?
I doubt anybody would be stupid enough. Or waste their time.

29. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Only on the phone. People think I'm my mum.

30. Does someone like you right now?
Don't think so.

31. Do you know anyone in gaol/prison?
Um no.

32. Do you like the colour green?
It looks like boogars.

33. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Um...probably not.

1. First Name: Laura.

2. Age: 23.

3. Location: My bed, my room, my house, Newport.

4. Occupation: Personal Assistant.

5. Partner: None.

6. Kids: None.

7. Brothers/Sisters: A bro. Named Bro.

8. Pets: Bliss. And I still claim Oscie as mine.

9. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:
. My family
. My friends.
. My job.

10. Where and for what did you go to school?:
Harcourt North Primary School, Harcourt Valley Primary School, Castlemaine Secondary College and Bendigo Senior Secondary College. All because I had to.

11. Parents?: Just a mum and a dad.

12. Grandparents: Mum’s parents both died before I was born. Dad’s parents both died in 2005 within two days of each other.

Suicidal Education
Posted on 2008.11.04 at 11:58

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Character Traits
Analytical80%
Artistic13%
Driven0%
Emotional50%
Horny100%
Independent50%
Musical42%
Optimistic0%
Outgoing0%
Political33%
Religious0%
Romantic100%
Social0%
 
Life Experience
Criminality29%
Intellectual0%
Relationships40%
Sexuality63%
Travel9%

Politics
Your political views would best be described as Liberal, while philosophically you tend to think like a Conservative.
  Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 79% of those who have taken this test, and 6% more than the U.S. average.

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Suicidal Education

The girly quiz

Posted on 2008.11.04 at 10:02

WHAT WOULD​ YOU DO IF YOU WERE PREGN​ANT?​
Squeal and drag Kate out to shop for fantastical babystuffs.

WHAT COLOR​ IS YOUR CURRE​NT BRA?
I'm not wearing one.  I'm a dirty, hippy bra burner.  No, it's a public holiday and I just got out of bed.  Gimme a break.

CAN YOU PUT MAKEU​P ON WITH OUT A MIRRO​R?​
Lipgloss is about as far as that goes.  Anything more serious and I need a mirror and my glasses.

DO GIRLS​ REALL​Y ONLY TALK ABOUT​ BOYS AND CLOTH​ES?​
Fuck no.  We talk about money, sexing, significant others, life...I donno, just tap into an email convo we have over the period of one work day.

HOW OLD DO PEOPL​E NORMA​LY THINK​ YOU ARE?
Normally around 25ish (much to my dismay). 

DO YOU FALL FOR GUYS QUICK​LY?​
I only fell for the man I'm marrying quickly.

ARE ACCEN​TS SEXY?​
No.  I like to understand people. 

DO YOU HAVE AN OVER PROTE​CTIVE​ FATHE​R?​
I used to think he was.  But no, he's pretty awesome.

WAS BARBI​E YOUR ROLE MODEL​?​
Does it look like I was modled on a whorebag?

WOULD​ YOU RATHE​R HAVE A GUY WHO CAN SING OR PLAY AN INStU​MENT?​
I don't really have a preference.  Shannon likes to think he can sing.  He tries, the dear.

ARE IMPLA​NTS IN YOUR FUTUR​E?​
I'm with Kate.  I'm booking in for reductions the day I finish with my third.

ARE YOU DADDY​'​S LITTL​E GIRL?​
Hells yes.

LIPST​ICK OR CHAP STICK​?​
Chapstick.  GOSH!

WHAT'​S SOMET​HING CREEP​Y A GUY HAS SAID TO YOU LATEL​Y?​
The guy who followed me at the train station to ask me for a doughnut.  Who the fuck does that? 

ARE YOU GIRLY​ OR A TOMBO​Y?​
Something in the middle.  Probably slightly more toward the girly girl.

DO YOU WAKE UP EARLY​ TO GET READY​ FOR THE DAY?
If I'm going to work, yes.  Otherwise, no.

ARE YOU HIGH MAINT​ENANC​E?​
Shannon says yes.  The wedding I am planning also says yes.  I say no.  I just have high expectations.

BEST SUBJE​CT IN SCHOO​L?​
English, German and Biology.

DO YOU HAVE AN OVERP​ROTEC​TIVE BIG BROTH​ER?​
Nup.  I have a radical younger brother. 

ARE YOU CONFI​DENT IN YOUR LOOKS​?​
No. 

WILL YOU BE A GOOD WIFE?​
Ditto Kate.  I'm an awesome cook (you know it's true), keep stuff clean and I too love sex.  What else would you want?

DO YOU TEND TO LEAD PEOPL​E ON?
Nope.

BLOND​ES OR BRUNE​TTES?​
Dark hairs please.

FAVOR​ITE ACTIV​ITY?​
Horse riding is a close second.

ARE YOU SAD PETE WENTZ​ IS NO LONGE​R A BACHE​LOR?​
Who?

BATHR​OOM:​ LID UP OR DOWN?​
Down, fuckers.

EVEN IF NOBOD​Y IS AROUN​D,​ DO YOU GET A SWIG FROM THE GALLO​N OR STILL​ GET A GLASS​?​
I have been known to go the carton.  Only occasionally.

WHAT IS SEXIE​R?​ BAD BOY ROCKE​R TATTO​OS,​ OR CLEAN​ CUT PREPP​Y BOYS?
I like the one I have.  He's neither but I'll keep him.


Suicidal Education
Posted on 2008.09.12 at 21:09
Because it's junk food Friday and Oscar and I are home alone, we are eating pizza for dinner. I, for a change, ordered a pizza with the lot but I reeled off three or four things I didn't want on it. Of all things, I forgot to tell them not to put prawns on it. So two pieces into this pizza I realise it's covered in prawns. Because I am home alone and most likely will not get to a hospital in time, should afforementioned prawns kill me I hereby leave all my belongings, money, trust, shares and Bliss to Shannon. Kate can you please fight the man until he gets them. Thanks Peach.

In other news, I'll probably be in hospital in a couple of weeks. My wisdom teeth are giving me hell. I'm going to demand the doctor cut them out when I go to the dentist tomorrow. I'm doped up to my eyeballs on perscription painkillers. I seriously look stoned man. It's crap.

Not much else to report.

Kate, we're going horse riding near Rye soon. Weekend trip. Whoot.

x

Suicidal Education
Posted on 2008.08.01 at 10:40
Broken a promise?
Not an important one, I don't think.

Made a new friend?
Yep.

Fell in love?
I was already in love. Does falling more in love count?

Fell out of love?
Nope.

Done something you swore never to do?
Nope.

Cried over a broken heart?
Nope this heart is in tact.

Disappointed someone close?
Probably. I'm over it, though.
PS - Kate, I know. I have sharp scissors, should the shit connect with the fan again.

Hidden a secret?
Not really.

Pretended to be happy?
Not regularly.

Got arrested?
Not yet.

Kissed in the rain?
Yes. Notebook style!

Slept under the stars?
Fuck no.

Gotten in a fight?
Not a physical one.

Forgot your new years resolution?
I don't make them.

Met someone who changed your life?
Not this year. Last year yes, he made my life.

Met one of your idols?
Um...no. I don't know if I have an idol.

Changed your outlook on life?
Just adjusted to the 'us' and not the 'me' concept. It's great once you get the gist of it.

Sat home all day doing nothing?
Once or twice.

Drank yourself retarded?
Last night. OMG Projectile vomit.

Gotten closer to someone?
Every day.

Have you had your birthday yet?
Yep, it's not far away again. Doh! 22!

Are you with the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
Yep.

Are you still in the same job?
Yep.

Is your favorite color the same color?
Yes.

Have you got the same style/color hair?
HAHA Kate you want looong brown hair.
My hair has just gotten blonder and longer. Looong blond hair.

Have you bought a new car this year?
Nope.

How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had this year?
One boyfriend turned fiance. Zero girlfriends.

Have you been involved with the police this year?
Nope.

All time drinking place for 2008?
My hosue.

Is your best friend(s) at the start of 2008 still your best friend?
Yesm.

Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
No. Thinking of lasering mine off tho.

Had a hair cut?
Just a trim every six weeks.

Been in hospital this year?
No, it was last year Kate, I remember. Probably around September. I haven't been admitted myself but I've spent a lot of hours there over the past year and a bit.

Lost someone you cared about this year?
Nope.

Been on a vacation this year?
Just to Perth and then to rAdelaide. 'twas radical.

Been kicked out of a pub this year?
No, I don't think I've ever been kicked out, have I?

Completed any studies this year?
Who has the time for that?

Read a book this year?
Um...no. Just wedding magazines lately.

Worst thing to happen this year?
Projectile vomit.

Best thing to happen this year?
I GOT ENGAGED!

How many times have you gotten drunk?
A few.

Has this year been a good one so far?
Pretty fucking awesome.


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